AN ONLINE CEMETERY FOR OFFLINE AMBITION

Your side project
is dead.

It had a landing page. It had a waitlist. It had no users. Give it a dignified little rectangle on the internet.

Arrange a funeral

No resurrection features available.

FEB 2024 — MAR 2024

Inbox Zero Hero

It achieved inbox zero by having zero users.
The domain renews in eleven months.
JUN 2023 — ALSO JUN 2023

Plant Daddy

Raised $0 in seed funding.
One basil plant has requested its data be deleted.
JAN 2025 — TUESDAY

One More SaaS

Built during a productivity podcast.
Killed during the next episode.

FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS

Three steps.
Then dirt.

01

Identify the body

Name, URL, and the pitch you once delivered to an exhausted friend.

02

Generate last words

We produce an unnecessarily official obituary for your deeply unofficial product.

03

Notify the public

Share a profile containing all the things you nearly became extremely wealthy from.